A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
decided
to
go
to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
problem...
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready
to ejaculate try startling yourself".
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a
starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to
his
wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As
the
two
begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man,
moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,
"How
did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the
pistol
my
wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor
came
out
of
the closet with his hands in the air!"
