A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
to ejaculate try startling yourself".
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As
begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man,
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,
did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the
wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor
the closet with his hands in the air!"