Woman had been
married three times and was still a virgin.
her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I
married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our
wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer
and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good
it was going to be."