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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.?????

A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it - we're closed.

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A. To find a tight seal.

Q. Can you hold, please?

A. Incontinence Hotline...

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?

A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?

A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?

A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?

A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A. K9P.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?

A. Dill-dough

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

A. He heard the snowblower coming.

 
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