The following statement has been translated into ebonics.
(Yo Yo Yo, s'up?).
This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I testified before the
of Independent Counsel and the grand jury. (Today at my crib these
and playa-haters started grillin' a brotha).
I answered their questions truthfully, including question about my
life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer. (Dey
frontin' about my game and asking all kinds of fowl sh-t). Still, I
take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and
And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. (I'm tired of these
throwing salt in my game. I'm going to let yall know my Mackin style
As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my
relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally
I did not volunteer information.
(Awhile back, you nosey motherfu-ers wanted to know if I was hittin'
Monica's skins. You ain't got no video, so if you want to believe a $10
then oh well).
Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Levwinsky that was not
appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in
judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and
(Yeah, I was hittin' that dime dropping Bit-h! She was only sucking my
jammie though. I was stupid for messing with a young big mouthed skank.
My bad, but don't hate me because I'm a playa).
But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did
ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence.
(Outside of that hit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore) to put on gay-ass
Monica and her snitching friend, I was chill the whole time).
I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire
protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. (Check dis, I
heard she was down with what ever, you know a freak ass beiach. She
all that but I planned to pimp her around to my boyz in the Senate).
The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and friends,
into my private life. And now the investigation itself is under
(Those haters started sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. Dey pissed a
off when they tried to make me look like I'm not real or somefin.
fact dey shady asses be on the take anyway).
This has gone on too long,
cost too much and hurt too many innocent people.
(Tryin' to hit me they wasted alot of Cheddar and pissed off my Crew).
Nothing is more important to me personally. But it is private, and I
to reclaim my family life for my family. It's nobody's business but
(I'm a pimp and playa and I'm going to be one, dey cant change a nugga!
some busness'. Hillary is chill because I got more than enough White
dirt on her ass, that will get her sent up before I'm outtie).
to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private
and get on with our national life.
(Get off my jock because I'm going to Flex regardless. Just in case
forgot until you chumps ax me I'm still the sh-t!) Now it is time - in
it is past time - to move on.
(F-k all yall, I don't give a f-k!, Peace out!!!)