Top Ten Reasons
Why The Computer Industry Is Finally Opening Up To Women
1. It's easier
for a woman to "turn on" a computer
2. Women don't
have motherboard fixations.
3. Women are
much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive
4. When lost
on the Internet, women are willing to ask for directions.
5. Women can
communicate gossip and rumors quicker than the fastest modem.
6. Only women
(I think) can marry Bill Gates.
7. Women see
a 14 inch monitor they think it's a 14 incher and not a 20.
8. Women have
bigger SMART drives.
9. Women don't
think with their joysticks.
10. Women actually
read installation manuals.
