Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math,
History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by
saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied
"That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues,
"Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own
house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!" "And since you own
house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you
heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right!
that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to
that logic class!!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up
him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still
"So what classes are ya takin' ?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck. "What in
tarnation is logic???" asked his friend. "Let me give you an
Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're QUEER, ain't ya?"