Three blondes
are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We
need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm.
You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The
power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of
course.
Operator: And
the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes,
yes.
Operator: And
the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No,
it's working fine.
Operator:
Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We
got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
