A blonde and
a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A
man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating
says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that
building and commits suicide."
thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The
blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her,
saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess
that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man
replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd
jump off again!"