TOP TEN PLACES/TIMES NOT TO GET A WOODY
10. With your wife, visiting her sister.
9. Golfing with the guys.
8. With your wife, and accidently run into your ex-girlfriend.
7. Showering with the guys after a basketball game.
6. Visiting a friend in the slammer.
5. While being pulled over for a traffic citation.
4. Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church.
3. In front of your childs 3rd grade class, looking at the teacher, for show and tell.
2. Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns watching you.
And the number one time never to get a woody is:
1. Your best friend on a guys night out, asks you, "Hey what do you want to do tonight?"