A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo.
"What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis."
"I've never had that requested before. Do you mind if I ask why?"
"Well, I really like to watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I'll tell you what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar's better than anyone I've known!" .