A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She
turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit
when you hear the price."