A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan
tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag
was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that
said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"