A blonde by
the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money.
So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job
as a handywoman.
She rang the
doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door.
She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, "Well,
actually, we need the porch painted-how much do you want?" Julie said
she felt $50 was fair. He replied, "OK, the ladders, paint, and other
tools you need are in the garage."
When the man
closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked
him, "$50?!? Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around
the house?" The man replied, "She must have, she was standing right
About 45 minutes
later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie
She tells him that she's done, and states that she even had enough paint
to do two coats.
As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says, "Oh,
and by the way, that isn't a Porsche-it's a Ferrari."