Michael Jackson- Boat Trip

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Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"