Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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10 Yo Mama got so fat when she jump in the air, she got stuck.
9 Yo Mama is soo fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
8 Yo Mama is soo fat when she step on the scale said "Out of Order."
7 Yo Mama is soo fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Ade!"
6 Yo Mama is soo fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half!
5 Yo Mama is soo fat she wears a V.C.R. as a pager.
4 Yo Mama is soo fat that the city gave her own zip code.
3 Yo Mama is soo fat everyone at the baseball sadtium sat on her.
2 Yo Mama is soo fat when she drop you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
1 Yo Mama is soo fat takes you a five mile walk around her.