Democrats Vs. Republicans

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  • 4¬†years, 4¬†months ago
Here are a few important observations, before the election campaign heats-up:

Republican boys always expect to grow up and marry Republican girls and please their parents. But they always date Democratic girls because they think they're entitled to a little fun first.

Democrats step on bugs.
Republicans call an exterminator.

Democrats eat the big fish they catch.
Republicans have them mounted.

Democrats sit on the dock and fish,
Republicans expect to have someone else drive the boat.

Democrats make a lot of plans, but
don't do much with them.
Republicans are still following the
plans their grandfathers made.