Yo Mama Is So...

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  • 3¬†years, 9¬†months ago
Your momma is so poor when somebody asked her where the bathroom was in her house, she said "pick a corner."

Youre momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Your momma is so dumb she stole free bread

Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

Your momma is so old Moses is in her yearbook

Your momma is so fat her yearbook picture was taken by satelite

Your momma is so dumb when the baseball coach told her to run home with the ball, she literally ran home with the ball