Bigger Breasts

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  • 1¬†year, 7¬†months ago
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts.

"but how am I going to get bigger breasts?" she asks.

"That's simple", he says, "just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day".

"And that would do it?", the surprised wife wonders.

"Well,", answers the husband, "it sure did work on your behind!".