Lottery

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  • 3¬†years, 6¬†months ago
A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!".

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"

He says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out!"