Deep Thoughts

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Why are they calledapartments if they are joined together?

An archaeologist is a besthusband a woman can get. As older she grows, the more interested he isin her.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doingwell.

If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleepduring the day?

I love being married. It???s so great to find thatspecial person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Anyonewho thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been in bedwith a mosquito.

I wear my wife???s glasses because she wants me to seethings her way.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and theworld laughs louder.