Get Your Coat On

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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife,
"I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."

The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in
his activity, replies, "Does that mean that you
are taking me with you, darling?"

The husband replies, "No. I'm turning the off
the heat."