Waiting To Go Home

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  • 2¬†years, 5¬†months ago
Two co-workers are leaving the office. ???I can???t wait to get home,??? says one of them. ???As soon as I walk in the door, I???m going to rip my wife???s panties right off.???

???I know the feeling,??? the other says. "I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer."

???No, I???m serious,??? says the first. ???They???re killing me.???