Out Of Gas

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A boy takes a girl out on a first date. He drives them to a remote and romantic spot outside the city, puts his arms around her and says: "what do you know, wer'e out of gas".
The girl then opens a purse and puts out a bottle.
"Cool, is this wine?" the boy asks.
"No", she answers, "It's gasoline".