Freudian Slip

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???I???ve been making a lot of Freudian slips lately,??? a man says casually to his friend.

???Like what???? asks his buddy.

???Well, last week I asked the train conductor for two pickets to Tittsburgh.???

???I did something similar the other day,??? says the friend. ???My wife and I were having breakfast, and instead of saying, ???Honey, please pass the butter,??? I said, ???You bitch, you ruined my life!??????