A Day Earlier

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  • 1¬†year, 5¬†months ago
A guy tells his psychiatrist: ???It was terrible. I was away on business, and I wired my wife that I???d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don???t get it. How could she do this to me?" "Well," says the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn???t get your telegram."