Very Drunk

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  • 3¬†years, 1¬†month ago
A man is in his local pub pissed having a last orders drink.He tries to go home but relizes he's to pissed to walk.He crawls all the way home and then crawls to bed...The next morning his wife wakes him up and asks him if he's been to the pub.How did you know that{he asked}. Cause the pub have phoned...YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR FUCKING WHEELCHAIR