Room Service

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A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee,watery orange juice and cold, hard, unbuttered toast", asks the man.

"Why the hell would you want a terrible breakfast like that?", asks the room service guy.

"I'm homesick", replies the man.