Shmuck

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  • 2¬†years, 2¬†months ago

Willy was reading his morning paper as usual when he saw a photo of notably dumb football player and his girl friend, a beautiful young actress.
He looked over the paper at his wife and said, "Why is it the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives?"
His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear!"