From The Menu

  • 92 Voters
  • 4¬†years, 5¬†months ago

Bill Clinton and Al Gore are sitting in a diner. The waitress says, "Ready to order?"
Clinton says, "Yeah. I'd like a quickie."
The waitress says, "A quickie? Mr. President, I don't think that's a real good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."
Gore leans and says, "It's pronounced "quiche."