A Windows Recall

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  • 1523 Voters
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  • 2¬†years, 10¬†months ago

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It readsWINDERS 98with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
Other features:Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.OK = ats aww-rightcancel = hail noreset = aw shootyes = shoreno = Naaaafind = hunt-fer itgo to = over yonderback = back yonderhelp = hep me out herestop = ternit offstart = crank it upsettings = sittinsprograms = stuff at does stuffdocuments = stuff I done done
Also note thatWINDERS 98does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive toWINDERS 98tiperiter...................A word processorcolering book...............a graphics programaddin mershene..............calculatorouthouse paper .............notepadjupe-box....................CD Playerinner-net...................Microsoft Explorerpichers.....................A graphics viewerIRS.........................M/S accounting softwareIRS2........................M/S accounting software
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.