Computer Redneck

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10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:
The monitor is up on blocksOutgoing faxes have tobacco stains on themThe six front keys have rotted outThe extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in themThe numeric keypad only goes up to sixThe password is BUBBAThere's a gun rack mounted on the CPUThere's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM driveThe keyboard is camouflagedAnd, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'