Top Ten Places

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TOP TEN PLACES/TIMES NOT TO GET A WOODY

10. With your wife, visiting her sister.

9. Golfing with the guys.

8. With your wife, and accidently run into your ex-girlfriend.

7. Showering with the guys after a basketball game.

6. Visiting a friend in the slammer.

5. While being pulled over for a traffic citation.

4. Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church.

3. In front of your childs 3rd grade class, looking at the teacher, for show and tell.

2. Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns watching you.

And the number one time never to get a woody is:

1. Your best friend on a guys night out, asks you, "Hey what do you want to do tonight?"