Why Are Rednecks So Stupid?

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  • 5¬†years, 4¬†months ago

Why are rednecks so stupid?
Because when God was making people the rednecks were late.
So God said:
"Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which one do you want?"
"Well, everyone knows that beauty is only skin deep. So ....."
We all know the rest.