I Slept With Your Mother

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  • 1¬†year, 8¬†months ago
Two men were sitting in a bar.
One man turned to the other and said,"I slept with your mother!"
The other man ignored him.
A few moments later the man said, more forcefully this time, "I slept with your mother!!"
The other turned to him and replied,"Go home Dad, you've had too much to drink."