The Last 10 Things A Man Would Ever Say
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- 2 years, 11 months ago
THE LAST 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY
10- I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker!
9- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8- I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!
7- Her tits are just way too big.
6- Sometimes, I just want to be held.
5- That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4- We haven't been to the mall in ages...let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
3- Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
2- Fuck Monday night football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."
1- I think we are lost, we'd better pull over and ask directions.
THE LAST 10 THINGS A WOMEN WOULD EVER SAY
10- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9- Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7- Hey, get a whiff of that one!
6- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away...the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5- This diamond is way too big.
4- I won't even put that thing in my mouth unless I get to swallow.
3- Wow, Bruce, it really is 14 inches.
2- Does this make my butt look too small?
1- I'm wrong, YOU MUST be right!