Watch What You Wish For
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- 3 years, 2 months ago
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork stuck in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I Tonto, Indian Genie. I grant-um one wish.' And I said, 'No shit.'"