Clinton Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.
Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day?
A: All pants half off.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."
Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.
Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew?
A: A small weenie in hot water.
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns.
Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?
A: You have to wipe the "White-Water" off your blouse...