Pickup Lines That Don't Work

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  • 2¬†years, 11¬†months ago
There are many different pickup lines:
1. Hi, i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
2. Hi im new in town, can you give me directions to your house?
3. Hi im a matress sampler, can i test yours?
4. Hi, do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
5. Hi im a great person. want to screw?
6. Hi, im a game show host. if you're good in bed i have to give you $10,000.
7. Hi, im a doctor, need a physical?
8. Hi, i lost my virginity, can you help me find it?
9. can i call the police? you've stolen my heart.
10. (grabbing victims' body part) HELP! I CANT SEE ANYTHING!!
11. You theif! You've stolen my heart and you wont give it back.
12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
(for women to mem)13. I'm so funny, i'll make you laugh LONG and HARD!
14. I'm so big you wont know what went into you.
15. Wanna go out back? I have something to show you.