Yo Momma...
- 2619 Voters
- 4 years, 2 months ago
YO MOMMA...
So ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he dont have to kiss her goodbye.
So fat, she jumped out of a tree and went straight to.. you know !
So fat, she wore heels once and struck oil!
So fat, if she gained 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
So po', I asked were the bathroom was and she said..." 3rd bucket on the right"
So stupid, she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing, I said Guess. She said Levis.
So ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he dont have to kiss her goodbye.
So fat, she jumped out of a tree and went straight to.. you know !
So fat, she wore heels once and struck oil!
So fat, if she gained 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
So po', I asked were the bathroom was and she said..." 3rd bucket on the right"
So stupid, she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing, I said Guess. She said Levis.