Loving Wife

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  • 1¬†year, 10¬†months ago
A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.

Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what?

Wife: What?

Man: I think you're bad luck.